New Simply Betty Release - Christmas Emos Preview Day 2

How did you like yesterday's preview?  Well, on to Day Two:

Elfin' Miller is in da-house!  I swear I giggle every single time I see him :)

 VERY simple card, but I just couldn't foof it up.  Me thinks I need some red/black embellies.  Believe it or not, I just don't have any!  A room full of papercrafting schtuff & I couldn't find something that worked with this... CRAZY.  Time for a room re-org!!!

Please note:  Elfin' Miller does NOT come holding the pair of tidy whities... 
THAT little gem was added by me :)

And soooooooooo totally perfect for this image, dontcha think?

 And in case you can't see the sentiment, the front says:
WTH... I was good all year & all I got were these tidy whities?!
The inside reads:
Don't EVEN tell me what's in my stocking.

 I really wanted a wittier sentiment, but I just totally blanked.  The possibilities really are endless... 
  • chestnuts roasting
  • jingle bells
  • snowballs
  • you really shouldn't re-gift certain things
  • roomier than the tights he's wearing...
   
A good friend of mine DID come up with this little bit of wondermousness:

"Well, I was ACTUALLY thinking of Santa's List
when I said that I wanted to leave a good mark."

bwaaahhhh haaa haaa... thanks, Beverly!
I would LOVE to hear some funnier ideas from you all.  Please leave me a comment with some off-beat sentiment that could be used for this image (with the tidy whities) and I'll select my favorite and send the winner a little sumpin' sumpin'!!

Well, tomorrow is the big Release Day Hop!!
Be sure to start over at the SBS blog for all of the details!