File this one under "When weird implementations happen to good ideas." The "Safe Bedside Table" goes from bedside table to home intruder protection system in two quick steps, so you can make that would-be burglar sorry they tried to invade your space by just rolling out of bed. We think most transforming furniture is a good idea -- stuff that performs multiple functions with minimal materials makes us smile -- but this might only be useful to the more paranoid light sleepers among us. After the jump: the last thing your burglar might ever see. ::James McAdam via ::Spluch